Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3 

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

Interrogate me 

•  1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
•  2.When did your last hug take place?
•  3.Are you a jealous person?
•  4.Are you tired right now?
•  5.Do you chew on your straws?
•  6.Have you ever been called a tease?
•  7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
•  8.Do you cry easily?
•  9.What should you be doing right now?
•  10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
•  11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
•  12.Are you mad at someone right now?
•  13.Do you believe in love?
•  14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
•  15.Who was the last person you talked to?
•  16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
•  17.Will you get married?
•  18.When was the last time you smiled?
•  19.Does anyone like you?
•  20.Do you secretly like someone?
•  21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
•  22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
•  23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
•  24.What ARE you looking forward to?
•  25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
•  26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
•  27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
•  28.Are you a forgiving person?
•  29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
•  30.Do you fall for people easily?
•  31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
•  32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
•  33.Who was the last person you drove with?
•  34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
•  35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
•  36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
•  37.Can you live a day without TV?
•  38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
•  39.Three names you go by..
•  40.Are you currently in a relationship?
•  41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
•  42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
•  43.What’s your current problem?
•  44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
•  45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
•  46.How many kids do you want to have?
•  47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not 

Put a Symbol in my ask  

adventures-in-polaroids:

‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
＃- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
＊ - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?
(´･ω･`)- I’ll pay you 350,000 yen for anal

pleaasee?

If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend…[finish it in my ask] 

WHAT TUMBLR USER DO YOU SHIP ME WITH 

WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS 

• 01:  tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
• 02:  what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
• 03:  what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
• 04:  what are you listening to?
• 05:  what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
• 06:  where do you think your best friend is right now?
• 07:  have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
• 08:  favorite song ?
• 09:  kiss on the first date?
• 10:  is there one person you want to be with right now?
• 11:  are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
• 12:  is there something you would like to say to someone?
• 13:  what are three things you did today?
• 14:  would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
• 15:  what is your favorite kind of gum?
• 16:  are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
• 17:  what is on your wrists right now?
• 18:  ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
• 19:  does anyone have strong feelings for you?
• 20:  are you slowly drifting away from someone?
• 21:  have you ever wasted your time on someone?
• 22:  can you do the alphabet in sign language?
• 23:  how have you felt today?
• 24:  you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
• 25:  what is wrong with you right now?
• 26:  is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
• 27:  would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
• 28:  why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
• 29:  how late did you stay up last night and why?
• 30:  when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
• 31:  what were you doing an hour ago?
• 32:  what are you looking forward to in the next month?
• 33:  are you wearing jeans right now?
• 34:  are you a patient person?
• 35:  do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
• 36:  favorite color?
• 37:  did you have a dream last night?
• 38:  are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
• 39:  if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
• 40:  do you love anyone who is not related to you?
• 41:  if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
• 42:  do you like meeting new people?
• 43:  are you afraid of falling in love?
• 44:  ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
• 45:  has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
• 46:  have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

SEND ME A FACE 

(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog

(¬_¬) - You should go away

(∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog)

(° o °) - you shock me

(^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you

(>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you

（°Д°） - You scare me

( T_T ) - You annoy me

(~_~;) - I’m too shy to talk to…

(・・;) - How did I end up here?

(UnU) - you never talk to me

(>∇<) - we should rp!

(^///^) - Something too naughty to say

(X ~ X) - Delete your blog

sakurakoujirou:

GIVE ME KINKS AND I’LL TELL U IF IT’S A YES OR A NO

•  A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
•   B. FAVORITE BAND.
•   C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
•   D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
•   E. MY BEST FRIEND.
•   F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
•   G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
•   H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
•   I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
•   J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
•   K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
•   L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
•   M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
•   N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
•   O. MY EYE COLOUR.
•   P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
•   Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
•   R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
•   S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
•   T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
•   U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
•   V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
•   W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
•   X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
•   Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
•   Z. HOW ARE YOU