• me:  makes a mistake
• me:  thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

future me after college

• me before a social situation:  they're gonna hate me they'll think i'm annoying they are going to judge me i am going to fuck this up so bad they'll never wanna speak to me again i am a terrible person this will go terribly
• me during a social situation:  huh this isn't so terrible
• me after a social situation:  they hated me they thought i was annoying they were judging me i fucked that up so bad they never wanna speak to me again i am a terrible person that went terribly

mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours